Best Women's Erotica

It's almost May and therefore time to polish off your submission(s) to Best Women's Erotica which are due May 1, 2008.
Happy Tapping,
Rachel (***** polishing off stories that kept me warm throughout the winter).

Note to self ...

Dear Rachel,

While at your day job, please refrain from printing rough drafts of your erotica on the networked printer. Though few know the connection between yourself and your pseudonym, you happen to be the most visibly queer woman in the office.

Thanks!
Rachel

Forever distractedly multitasking, I inadvertently sent a draft of some smut I am working on to the "far away" printer at the opposite end of my floor. Unfortunately, I only realised what I had done when I went to pick up my print job at the closer printer.

Shock horror, when a flustered I returned to my office to find the "draft" on my chair. A wee note attached to it read, "This printed between two copies of my report. Lucky me :)"

May the ground open up and swallow me whole.
Rachel

Best Lesbian Erotica (BLE)

Hello my little friends,

As you know, I like to write smut. However, I certainly like to read it, too. Especially well written, "wow, who would have thought of doing that?" stories. Please submit your naughty stories. Please, please, please. Then let me know where, when and, I suppose, whom. Plus, depending on where it gets published, you may make some cold hard cash.

Your smut for "Best Lesbian Erotica Anthology" is due April 1, 2008. For more details see the cleis press submissions page

Other calls for queer erotic submissions may be found at www.queerwriters.com

Happy tapping :)
Rachel (*** writing furiously and doing her best to work out the kinks ;)