tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55912730302587743262011-08-25T09:59:15.341-04:00This is the initial call for auditions of the Lead Femme role in a dramatic comedy in which the star, me, has already been chosen. If you are interested in reading for the part, please meet me at the bar on the lower terrace. Kindly form an orderly line <a href="http://auditioninglocaltalent.blogspot.com/2007/10/call-for-auditions.html"><u>(more of the initial post...)</u></a>Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.comBlogger1021100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-53129928521431702242009-02-20T11:48:00.006-05:002011-03-30T23:13:56.205-04:00

Hello my little friends, This is just a wee note to let you know that my little event guide has sprouted wings and flown from the nest e.g. has left this blog for its very own. Its own little spot on the web is: http://queerisheventguide.com/ Apparently, the site is a work in progress so be nice! To get your event on the calendar, you will need to read How to Submit An Event xoxo Your humble

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-60353940337209075072008-11-07T12:55:00.004-05:002011-03-30T23:04:30.225-04:00

Hey there! As you may or may not have noticed, I haven't tapped away at my blog in the last little while. I've been on a self imposed leave of absence since I started feeling that tingling sensation in my finger tips which every frequent and rapid touch typist fears, yep nothing like a repetitive strain injury of the wrists to dampen my extracurricular electronic writing. I mean, what lesbian

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-2771745812106345042008-09-03T15:52:00.014-04:002011-03-30T23:12:52.159-04:00

EVERYONE is back to school today. Montreal's downtown core is hot, muggy and packed with lost looking undergrads. This years crop of baby dykes are soooo cute it took a conscious effort on my part to not join the veggie burger line snaking through the grass at the nearby back to school BBQ. Back when I was an undergrad, and had long Farah Fawcette styled hair, I remember sitting in a circle of

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-26130430900266778812008-08-25T09:12:00.005-04:002011-08-24T11:53:18.955-04:00

Good morning loyal fans, lol! My latest column has been posted on that lovely little online smut magazine Black Heart Magazine. By Rachel O. Esplanade "Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is." - Margaret Mitchell ("Author of Gone With the Wind") Recently, a friend asked me how she could maintain her "good" reputation. I wonder what

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-16098475218024163262008-08-07T09:47:00.004-04:002011-03-30T23:09:15.603-04:00

The fabulous Toronto based queer artist G.B. Jones will be exhibiting her work at La Centrale from August 8th until September 7th. Just click on this link to see the hot hot images that will make you attend the exhibit. Location: La Centrale 4296 St. Laurent Blvd. Là-bas G.B. JONES (Toronto, ON) Exhibit: August 8th to September 7th 2008 Opening: Friday, August 8th, 7pm Artist talk: Saturday,

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-66785028374489753172008-08-05T11:22:00.004-04:002011-03-30T23:08:46.987-04:00

Hey kiddos, I'm posting this as the August Cruise Control should be taking place this Thursday. However, I have heard through the grape vine that due to issues with the regulars at Vinyl, Cruise Control has decided to move to Les PasSages which is located at 951 Rachel Est (corner of Mentana). I am not 100% sure if cruise control is happening this week, though. Anyway, if it is, have a look at

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-33381617291726707412008-07-21T23:29:00.004-04:002011-03-30T23:08:14.675-04:00

Remember slowlovin? I replied to her ad about a week ago? Well, we had a few more exchanges then a small period of radio silence. Imagine my surprise when I received this from her today... Things have changed a bit for me. I am now part of a new couple actively seeking a submissive bi-sexual female to unite in a poly household. We are not looking for casual sex partners, we are serious about

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-10117148663960864632008-07-18T11:42:00.003-04:002011-03-30T23:07:37.042-04:00

Hey there, I just added as many Pervers/ Cite events that I could find out about to my events guide. These events look like loads of fun. Capture the Fag? Yes please! Rachel xoxo Rachel O. Esplanade The Queerish Event Guide

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-33241906710018240282008-07-15T23:11:00.003-04:002011-03-30T23:06:18.890-04:00

Hmmm ... I was honestly looking to sell some furniture when I stumbled into the women seeking women section of craigslist. Funny how the mind and fingers wander sometimes. Anyway, I saw this ad: Hey women for women, I am looking to meet a cool woman to hang out with. Acknowledge the spark but take it chill at the beginning then. Slowly build into a relationship. I like to take things long and

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-22301510901309421732008-07-14T12:42:00.003-04:002008-07-14T16:13:55.047-04:00

Hey! Yesterday, I went to the Pomme Pomme Fair at La Sala Rosa (I should seriously think about buying something closer to that venue - I have been there many many times over the last couple of weeks.) The performance space was transformed into a market consisting of a lovely little collection of cool crafts, hot zines, more than a few pins and tastey food including vegan truffles. Not queer per

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-24862346525665904902008-07-13T12:17:00.006-04:002008-09-04T10:56:27.514-04:00

A hot man in a sexy white and black dress, black leather high heeled boots MC ing hot women in fishnets racing around in order to knock each other and any beeramids in there way down while tattooed fans in neon cheered and hissed vociferously? Could it be anything but a Montreal Roller Derby hosted by Plastik Patrik?If you were attempting to finish off your novel at the cagibi last night, I don't

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-50306127538871485982008-07-12T22:49:00.001-04:002008-09-04T10:57:39.105-04:00

So ... what do you do when the online someone you have been exchanging increasingly intimate emails then chats with finally sends you their photo and the photo is not great. In fact, the photo is so not flattering it illicits a, "That is their best photo?" response. Is it appropriate to already be planning someone's makeover before the first face to face physical date? Probably not. However, I

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-20246584084171803222008-07-06T12:04:00.004-04:002008-07-14T16:10:06.924-04:00

I returned to the Sala Rosa last night, love that venue!, for the July Meow Mix featuring Animal Crackers Eccentric Dancers from New York City!.The show was beyond anything I had seen before. Tits and ass barely covers it, if you don't mind my cunning punning. The absolute highlight was Miss Saturn's Hula hooping. A close second was her Private Dancer cover during which the bikini clad Miss

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-36735254247884703962008-07-05T11:39:00.005-04:002011-08-24T11:56:04.265-04:00

Last night the Montreal based Lickety Split Smut Zine launched it's sixth issue, The Risk Issue, at La Sala Rosa on St. Laurent Blvd. The party was a blast! The Dead Doll Dancers were there to stir things up with their Kama Sutra game and Penelope Percacet's hot solo, there were games e.g. Twister, strip poker, spin the bottle ... and delightful live music. Oh, and the photo booth where you could

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-57867518841038519642008-06-21T22:32:00.004-04:002008-07-21T23:45:09.223-04:00

Last night I went to the Slow Dance Night at The Academy Club (see my google map for exact location) and had a complete blast. The event is not queer per se but there were quite a few queer women there to ask to dance, if you could get up the guts to. I also danced with some straight women and guys. In fact, making sure that I did not spend the night dancing with men gave me enough incentive to

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-8342287088218941282008-06-17T14:21:00.014-04:002011-03-30T23:05:31.203-04:00

I am absolutely adoring the summer. They are so many queer events on in Montreal I have created a Google Calendar. See it below or access it by clicking on this link The Queerish Events Guide Enjoy! Rachel

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-80489151289423549802008-05-28T12:56:00.006-04:002008-06-02T14:28:32.774-04:00

Hey!I have created a few nifty Google Maps. I have embedded the one called Rachel's Lady Queer Montreal below. A list of all of my maps is available on the right and by clicking the maps tab in my google profile.Enjoy!Rachel O. Esplanade, forever at your service :)View Larger Map

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-39425513528264888552008-05-09T16:31:00.003-04:002008-05-09T16:52:32.251-04:00

A good pal recently emailed me to let me know that she and the love of her life of three months are moving in together. This is not a surprise considering that:1. Her smiling little face has not appeared on the roof terrace of Le Drugstore since the snow melted.2. Our one-on-one Sunday brunches have become one-on-twos. (or two-on-twos when daddy blue tags along)3. They are lesbians.What is more

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-1665610993568756152008-05-05T23:16:00.003-04:002008-06-24T23:23:54.920-04:00

It has been almost two weeks since I began working out at the Y on a regular basis. And, yes, my crush on gym king will have me continue three times a week for awhile. However, today at lunch in the women's sauna I couldn't help but overhear two women with rippling shoulder muscles describe their intense workouts and equally intense crushes on their water polo coach. So instead of humiliating

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-18306413090474684492008-05-02T14:08:00.007-04:002011-08-24T11:44:32.274-04:00

Hello my friends, My latest "Pass the Pussy Please" column at the delicious online smutty black heart magazine has been posted! "I want you to wrap your cunt around my cock." Wow! Her words had me wet and my hips rocking immediately. Why is dirty talk so fucking sexy? Why does it turn me on so much to have her whisper "my cock" in my ear even if the cock in question is periwinkle blue? And how

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-37077438035851785412008-04-23T12:21:00.000-04:002008-06-20T12:33:57.785-04:00

I had my annual check up last week. By annual I mean full - pap, blood tests, breast exam and weight. (By the way, if you are sexually active be sure to get a pap a year.) Anyway, my doctor called me today and everything is fine. No STIs to mention (yeah!) and everything else is within the realm of normal except my body weight. Especially as the extra I'm carry around is concentrated in my belly.

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-64150146568518135382008-04-21T15:32:00.003-04:002008-04-21T15:40:10.272-04:00

It's almost May and therefore time to polish off your submission(s) to Best Women's Erotica which are due May 1, 2008.Happy Tapping,Rachel (***** polishing off stories that kept me warm throughout the winter).

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-64195057742374232312008-04-18T09:52:00.004-04:002008-04-18T10:45:48.442-04:00

It is so gorgeous and sunny in Montreal today! Thirteen degrees now and an expected twenty degrees this afternoon. It is not even ten in the morning and I already want to be on the roof terrace at Le Drugstore. After so much snow it is so wonderful to be able to go outside with out a jacket and soak up rays on my coffee break. By the way, my apologies for all my posts containing winter complaints

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-82707244302166414492008-04-16T14:46:00.003-04:002008-04-16T16:44:50.142-04:00

This morning I woke up to a news report on the radio that part of the Port of Montreal still remains contaminated five years after a toxic spill of more than a million litres of paraxylene. Paraxylene (or para-xylene) has been known to cause cancer in lab animals and is listed by Breast Cancer Action Montreal as a toxic carcinogen in cleaning products. Great.Rachel (* ticked at Andre Boisclair

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-2614897904245360282008-04-14T22:50:00.006-04:002008-04-14T23:05:28.045-04:00

A recently posted safe sex interview at the nouveau*queer online magazine, has inspired me to put together a Pussy Party Pack to carry with me at all times. (It is Spring! :)Pussy Party Pack contents :Nitrile gloves (6)Flavoured Condoms (6) sachets of water based lube (6)pair of sheathed scissors (for cutting gloves or condoms into dental dams)And it all fits into my pink metal Hello Kitty pencil

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-61071238794816428382008-04-12T19:45:00.000-04:002008-04-14T22:50:40.177-04:00

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-34363111420836151322008-04-11T19:52:00.005-04:002008-04-14T20:27:51.580-04:00

Spring has finally come and it is time for some Spring Cleaning. Longer days have bright sunshine revealing the dust bunnies well into the evening, the dustiness of the magazines on my floor and the nasty looking build up of grime in my bathtub. Time to tidy up and rid my place of its winter residue for both my comfort and to make an impression on any overnight guests. Likewise, a good time to

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-2221525160986508962008-04-04T14:57:00.007-04:002008-04-07T14:08:49.862-04:00

Sometimes I like to go out and play with the cool kids at Cruise Control. Apparently, this party has been happening on the first Thursday of the month for over a year. Hilariously, last night I overheard that cruise control "used to be so much better" as a few cruisers bemoaned the "Queer McGill" invasion. Queer McGill? Oh dear, how completely ridiculous for me to be in a room with so many

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-31469776352966029152008-03-28T16:55:00.005-04:002008-06-20T12:19:08.354-04:00

Dear Rachel,While at your day job, please refrain from printing rough drafts of your erotica on the networked printer. Though few know the connection between yourself and your pseudonym, you happen to be the most visibly queer woman in the office.Thanks!RachelForever distractedly multitasking, I inadvertently sent a draft of some smut I am working on to the "far away" printer at the opposite end

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-65007482016267565242008-03-22T12:38:00.002-04:002008-06-20T12:41:29.394-04:00

Not sure how this one sits with me but beautiful's ex just called me to reschedule our blind date. Her excuse was good but ... well, it sounded a bit scripted. Anyway, we are on for next Saturday instead.Rachel ** (wondering)

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-37243336450509041552008-03-20T12:10:00.001-04:002008-06-20T12:38:31.564-04:00

Beautiful has delivered! This Saturday I am to meet beautiful's monogamy inclined ex for a stroll on the mountain and some hot chocolate at the look out. I am actually quite impressed that beautiful was able to coordinate this date. I don't know if I could be so ... open at arranging blind dates for my exes. Maybe she truely just wants us to have a good time.I'm a bit nervous excited. A blind

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-35330042214086770492008-03-19T11:13:00.004-04:002008-03-19T11:26:27.222-04:00

Hello my little friends,As you know, I like to write smut. However, I certainly like to read it, too. Especially well written, "wow, who would have thought of doing that?" stories. Please submit your naughty stories. Please, please, please. Then let me know where, when and, I suppose, whom. Plus, depending on where it gets published, you may make some cold hard cash.Your smut for "Best Lesbian

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-12848951446762421872008-03-10T23:00:00.005-04:002008-03-16T21:57:23.606-04:00

It snowed Saturday. It snowed a lot Saturday. So much so that I cursed the nostalgic architect who had incorporated a winding outdoor metal staircase to the entrance of my second floor condo. I guess as I was too busy rediscovering said stairwell, the bottom five steps were lost in snow, I didn't hear my phone ring. Then again, maybe that's good. I don't want little miss everywhere to think that

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-4756052930857100632008-03-09T10:48:00.004-04:002008-03-19T16:26:10.489-04:00

Should've known better than to cheat a friendand waste the chance that I've been givenso I'm never gonna dance againthe way I danced with you-- George Michael, Careless WhisperArgh! Why did I foolishly stray from Faggity Ass Fridays? Temptations was $25, $7 a decent drink ($6.50 for two beers). The music was soo loud the only people I could hear without effort were the women exhibiting drama in

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-1201214236623166462008-03-06T18:22:00.006-05:002008-03-19T16:25:50.077-04:00

You all need to know about the Edgy Women's festival which is happening NOW until the 16th. In particular, you need to know that Dayna McLeod's oeuvre Hot Hot Gossip will be performed Friday March 14th at 7pm at Studio 303. Dayna is hilarious. The first time I met her, I pulled a sex toy out of her pierced beaver. She was performing in a beaver costume with a pierced ... beaver at a fundraiser in

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-11235856433496970612008-03-01T17:27:00.006-05:002008-03-02T01:12:30.512-05:00

Oh what's love got to do with it?What's love but a second hand emotion?What's love got to do with it?Who needs a heart When a Heart can be broken?-- Tina TurnerIf you assumed that I have been too busy holed up with beautiful to write, you would be half right. I was blissfully entangled in beautiful's lovely limbs and sheets for the latter part of last month. But, ah sigh, what a shame I can't

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-71170669968490141242008-02-29T23:50:00.002-05:002008-03-07T16:58:16.133-05:00

Hello there my dear friends,For those of you who remembered that today is my birthday, a birthday that only comes round every four years, thank you for your well wishes and please navigate on to the next post...For the forgetful rest of you, especially those who have had the pleasure of pleasuring me, this is just a quick note to let you know that you are dead to me. In this age of twitter, wall

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-36633818854237019862008-02-21T20:57:00.006-05:002011-08-24T11:48:22.821-04:00

Hey You, Guess what? I am now distilling my adventures into a regular bi monthly column entitled Pass the Pussy Please for blackheartmagazine.com. Begin the begin ... Pass the Pussy, Please: Pussy Galore By Rachel O. Esplanade The only reason I am queer is because I love to eat pussy. It is absolutely my most favourite thing to do in the whole wide world. So simple, my desire to explore the ruby

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-76666650146627648372008-02-17T09:21:00.006-05:002008-03-10T23:48:35.075-04:00

Two nights ago I went to the Bring Your Own Lesbian party. This is the second year that the event has been held and I hope that they do it again next year because I was not actually there for a very long time. Mind you, the amount of time required for me to leave with what I wanted is perhaps more indicative of how fabulously I enjoyed myself there. What was interesting was the variation on a

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-29441837789706491872008-02-15T23:36:00.001-05:002008-03-17T15:04:05.603-04:00

Money it's a crimeShare it fairly but don't take a slice of my pieMoney so they sayIs the root of all evil today-- Pink FloydOh evil, evil legal tender. Something that may appear irrelevant at the beginning of a connection but has to be considered.5 for Same: She pays for dinner one night and I respond in kind the following. Equal can be boring in some criteria but in $ it is ideal4 for More:

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-87534618552353825692008-02-11T21:02:00.005-05:002008-04-07T14:13:08.638-04:00

Last night's "Self Love Meow Mix" hosted by Dukes of Drag was packed to the rafters with hot women and John Cussack (random, but seriously he was there). By all accounts Dukes of Drag, formerly known as King Size Montreal, performed their best show and the post show music spun by DJ Marie-H.B was awesome! People were dancing right up until the lights glared on at 3 am.At a break from dancing like

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-53988185715074250942008-02-09T22:41:00.008-05:002008-03-17T15:03:16.096-04:00

Walk this way-- AerosmithMore criteria for your reading pleasure ... and for my focus.Remember: 5 is the best, 1 the worst and any 0 score in any criteria renders the auditionee off the call back list.In first place for five points: Back and Forth. A conversation! Questions asked, questions answered. Witty repartee? Even better.In second place with four points: Chatty great at a party but on a

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-24655593379583969312008-02-06T23:52:00.006-05:002008-03-19T16:20:57.779-04:00

Okay, now that I have declared my intention to audition over thirty four thousand women, I feel maybe that I should inform you that I do have some criteria to wittle that number down with.The first one, because I'm me, is Style.Oh, wait, here is the deal - each criteria gets broken down into levels. A given woman's level is scored e.g. points are earned. The higher the score the better. If the

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-50965387791081838222008-02-01T00:44:00.002-05:002008-03-10T21:58:57.154-04:00

Knowing is half the battle-- G.I. JoeAs any decent project manager will inform you, it is important to define a project's scope and goals before breaking down project tasks into actions. The scope for Get Rachel Laid: 2008 is:Scope: Meet and shag a single queer woman between the ages of 25 and 45 in the city of Montreal proper.Just so you know, I won't be expanding my search to the Montreal

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-37210084997404381572008-01-25T15:42:00.000-05:002008-01-25T16:06:02.797-05:00

If you decided to stay in last night instead of attending DeAnne Smith's Stand up/ Strip Down at Theatre Ste. Catherine, you missed out on a fabulous queer night out. Smith hosted and headlined her own benefit show. Proceeds of which will pay for her trip to Australia where she will perform in the Adelaide and Sydney comedy festivals. The predominately queer crowd was treated to "ha ha's and ta

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I watched the new CBC drama "The Border" last night. Yes, thanks to the writers' strike, I am reduced to watching CBC shows where the "Latin American" female character has a French Canadian accent. I think she was reaching for a generalized South American one but over extended herself, hit both poles and ended up back in Canada. Also distracting was the complete extroversion of the "geek" guy on

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YES! I am soooo stoked. My buddy tartan traveler is moving to Montreal in April! The tartan traveler is a charmingly cosmopolitan international lady lover who successfully uses her Glaswegian accent and sassy smile to attract hot queer women. I dream that she will start up a monthly Bent Lady's cocktail hour akin to the one she hosts on the West Coast. I am fully confident that the tartan

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Avoid talking about personal things such as financial problems, health issues, or stories about your dysfunctional family. In most cases, these things are best left unsaid.- Online Dating Tips Appropriate CommunicationWhen I arrived home from work today, I was all excitement. I had received a message including phone number from on and on and on via PoF earlier this week. After a few more pings

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I was just thinking about yesterday, the preparations I took before heading out to Chez Jose, the time to travel etc. and it occurred to me that I went through a lot of plucking for not even a hint of f--king. I will definitely require a phone call before setting up a meeting with an online someone next time. What was I thinking? Silly me. I must be more careful both with my time and my

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-32213366142875290222008-01-14T00:32:00.001-05:002008-01-22T11:31:42.292-05:00

After being stood up yesterday afternoon, I felt the need to brave the again seasonal (read frigid!) weather and wander out amongst my people. What could fit the bill better than the The Coquettish Comedy Cabaret at La Sala Rossa as presented by V Day McGill?Of course, being me, I was late and missed securing a decent seat before the curtains went up at 8:35. I decided to stand at the bar, sip a

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When you choose to meet off-line, always tell a friend where you are going and when you will return. Leave your date’s name and telephone number with your friend. Never arrange for your date to pick you up at home. Provide your own transportation, meet in a public place at a time with many people around (a familiar restaurant or coffee shop is often a good choice) -Match.com Safety Tip #8 Meet in

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V-Day McGill Presents The Coquettish Comedy Cabaret: An Evening of Song, Dance and HumourSala Rossa - 4848 St. Laurent (Between Villeneuve and St. Joseph)Sunday, January 13thDoors at 8:00 PM, Show at 8:30 PM$6 for Students/Seniors and $8 for AdultsOutspoken January Networking MeetingGotha Salon Bar1641 rue AmherstTuesday, January 156:30 pm - 9:30 pmFree :)The Heavy Petting Zoo by Bad Taste

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These last couple of days have involved mildly distracting msn chats with the wildernessnurse. I am to meet her this Sunday afternoon at three but she wants to call me tomorrow afternoon at four. I gave her my cell number (it is unlisted and I can block her) and she msn flashed me with a photo of her kneeling on the bed naked. I just caught it! Mon dieu. French women are WOW! I no longer care if

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-68044868563863110822008-01-08T23:42:00.001-05:002011-08-24T10:55:02.837-04:00

When I logged into my email today I found a message from plentyoffish(PoF) informing me that I had a message in my PoF mailbox and it wasn't from wildernessnurse! This is even more exciting than being picked as a favorite. Someone had actually seen my profile and had taken the time to send me a note. Right on! Imagine my disappointment when I realised said note was a misspelled run on sentence

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-64781966925604733812008-01-07T19:00:00.000-05:002008-01-24T11:14:50.014-05:00

On Sunday, I received a message via plentyoffish indicating that I had become some one's "favorite". As in, they had tagged my profile for easier checkups and, well, to let me know that I was one of their favorites. Always curious about who is into me, even if only vaguely so, I checked out wildernessnurse's profile. Curvy, little extra in the middle, a more then casually expressed level of

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Just another Wednesday night wondering why the heck I'm living in this frigid city covered in two meters of snow without someone to snuggle with. Well, New Year's Eve has come and gone and now I have my new resolutions here to haunt me e.g. "#1 Get out there and meet people."To start this year off right, and to do so without having to physically trek east to Le Stud in minus eighteen degrees

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-36555485473760526742007-12-28T12:51:00.000-05:002008-01-24T11:15:05.173-05:00

Last night I went to Caligbi to see DeAnne Smith perform. She is hillarious! I had tears of laughter streaming down my face before she had even finished the sound check. There were also a number of lesbians and other queers there. An unofficial queer event, what a pleasant surprise. I will be checking out more of her shows to see if the clientele is similarily attractive to me :)DeAnne Smithhttp:

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For the last few years I have hosted a Messy Meal on the Friday before Christmas. This messy meal, all the dishes contain ingredients that stain, is probably the last one without turkey for most of my friends until well after Christmas. I really enjoy hosting and love sending out the silly invites that remind everyone to wear black or nothing at all :). It is also a fabulous excuse to use my

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-63994927035089828902007-12-19T23:29:00.001-05:002008-03-19T16:27:02.326-04:00

There is a lesbian event on this weekend:“Les Samedis Branchés”Bar Le Cocktail 1669 Ste-Catherine E.Saturday January 22 @ 11:00 pm Performance at 12:30 sharp!woot woot!

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-55972480382574324482007-12-19T23:04:00.000-05:002008-01-22T16:51:20.916-05:00

After my Nerf launching outburst at work yesterday, I was perturbed. Why was I so upset? How could a single song bother me so much? What was I thinking! Sure, there was nothing but dusty Nerf ball outlines on my office window to remind me of yesterday's frustrations. No one was hurt. No one was yelled at. Today no apologies had to be mumbled. And aren't I over love of my life ex? Surely I am ...

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-71358618467826897742007-12-18T23:32:00.001-05:002008-01-24T11:15:20.919-05:00

There is nothing more romantic than the unobtainable- Doris LessingA colleague of mine came into my office today exclaiming, "You have to hear this song!" Like a fool I thought it would be something upbeat, ya know, a little disco to speed up my typing. Instead, she plugged in her iPod and brought up "The Nicest Thing" by Kate Nash. I sat listening to the slow paced lyrics that hit me like a ton

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Baby all I want for Christmas is...You-- Mariah CareyCan you believe this weather? Yesterday was a bit of a wild storm, loads of snow, mad winds and lightning! The last I heard on the radio, a total of forty centimeters fell here yesterday. If I'm calculating properly, that means that over a meter of the white fluffy stuff has fallen since September. Winter only officially starts on December 21st

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-54487789515392558862007-12-13T21:21:00.001-05:002008-03-19T16:27:44.232-04:00

Six degrees of separation refers to the idea that, if a person is one "step" away from each person he or she knows and two "steps" away from each person who is known by one of the people he or she knows, then everyone is no more than six "steps" away from each person on Earth ...--WikipediaA Nearly Naked Noel was the bomb! And Cafe Campus was the perfect venue for it. I had an absolute blast last

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Something to definitely check out:A NEARLY NAKED NOËLan Xrated Xmas XtravaganzaDate:Wednesday, December 12, 2007Time:8:00pm - 10:30pmLocation:Café CampusSee you there,Rachel ***

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Montreal was dumped on yesterday - 40 cm of the fluffy white stuff. I actually prefer mounds of snow to damp gray weather but not when the Outspoken monthly meeting gets cancelled. Ah well, the debut of Rachel 2.0 will have to wait until the new year. Zuts alors!

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-30516491277042618912007-11-27T17:48:00.000-05:002008-01-14T17:58:33.402-05:00

Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching youOh, sweet CarolineGood times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would- Neil Diamond, Sweet Caroline (1969)Am I the only person who finds it disturbing that Neil Diamond wrote Sweet Caroline for Caroline Kennedy when she was eleven and he was twenty-eight? Check out the interview. But I digress ...Rachel ** (

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Gentlemen and ladies are earnestly advised that new partners rarely wish to hear about old flames. Anything like bragging or wallowing should not be indulged in ...-- Nerve's Guide to Sex Etiquette, for ladies and gentlemenI am exhausted after a full week of evening shifts at image+nation. I absolutely loved being involved in the festival this year and am more than a little sad that tonight is

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-11553205802853757532007-11-22T17:23:00.000-05:002007-12-13T21:11:05.140-05:00

Just when I was feeling the strong pull of Europe, Mother Nature layers down the most sumptuous fluffy snow over my fair city. Montreal wears her winter cloak so fetchingly, I hardly mind the cold bite on my cheeks as my boots crunch along the uncleared sidewalks.Hopefully this on time snowfall is indicative that we will finally have a real Montreal winter.I am loving the snow now even though I

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-83212126285414307862007-11-18T12:01:00.000-05:002007-12-11T23:17:51.009-05:00

So, I hope you were appreciating how classy I was being by not wondering at length in this blog as to where wonderful was and why she had not emailed me after last week's night - morning?- of passion despite insisting on my leaving contact details. For the record,that incident was absolutely what the doctor ordered. Myself being the doctor and the order being getting flipped on my back and taken

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-42982836254797372682007-11-17T11:23:00.002-05:002008-03-10T21:52:27.398-04:00

Last night, Head and Hands hosted a party in the Main Hall (5390 St. Laurent - upstairs from the Green Room). I headed up to mile end with a group of hipster queers that I met after watching Shelter at the image+nation festival. It was really fun in a naughty way - spilt beer all over the dance floor and people, crappy sound system belting out the "Violent Femmes", ladies with their hands down

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-42109554293677686352007-11-16T01:00:00.000-05:002007-11-23T11:22:20.217-05:00

I just got back from the opening film of the image+nation film festival. The first film was "The Bubble (Ha-Bauh)" It was brilliant though very sad.However, the woman from the TD bank who introduced the film was hot hot hot! A cascade of shoulder length black hair, crisp white shirt under a black vest, just the right amount of curves poured into her tight jeans plus high heels. Mama mia. Time to

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-71308714462394603692007-11-15T14:29:00.001-05:002008-03-10T21:50:59.878-04:00

Stud (animal) - a male animal employed for breeding- WikipediaLast night, having wandered the length of the village looking for an open bar that wasn't hosting a Karaoke night, myself and the clutch of gay boys I was wandering with, entered our Wednesday night standby Bar Le Stud. Wednesdays are the only nights that women are allowed into Le Stud, a male meat market which kinda looks like a

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... to Montreal, the cold, feeling at least average height again.It's been awhile since I blogged but essentially, part way through my trip in the Netherlands, while actually out on a date in Utretcht with a woman I had met in Amsterdam's Saarein, little miss everywhere appeared. Well, more appropriately, little miss everywhere sent glasses of port over to my and my date's table as we finished up

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-30296592771991961052007-11-03T14:29:00.000-04:002007-12-04T22:06:47.622-05:00

Yesterday, I visited the Van Gogh museum in the morning. It was awe inspiring to see the real pieces which I had previously only seen in posters and postcards. And he produced so much! What a shame that he had a mental illness. Then again, would he have been so creative if he hadn't had one? No way to know.Following the Van Gogh museum, I visited the Ann Frank huis. That was also a perspective

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-81495414208768043192007-11-03T03:00:00.000-04:002007-12-04T22:04:59.643-05:00

Kiss me with your Eyes- silk screening advert, Stedelijk MuseumMadness! On my way back from Sappho - smoky lesbian bar packed with eye candy - I encountered a woman stumbling down the Princes Canal. She saw me, mumbled something in Spanish and gave me her mobile phone. Her boyfriend was on the other end and explained to me that he had lost her over two hours ago when she had left the Coffee House

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-61121604572403238042007-11-01T22:00:00.000-04:002007-12-11T22:14:49.840-05:00

Yesterday, I arrived in Amsterdam wearing a white ten gallon hat, jeans and cowboy boots. No one seemed to realize that I was in costume. Cowboy boots are very popular here but the hat, come on! Even when I went to the ARC later on in the hopes of at least striking up a conversation with a "pardner", only this guy with a fake eye in jam would talk to me. We were both waiting for the DJ to arrive

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-80445253844963527422007-10-30T14:22:00.000-04:002007-11-23T11:52:01.234-05:00

The last couple of days have been relatively uneventful. Sal and I have been watching loads of porn (who knew double penetration was so popular?) but the awkwardness of last Sunday has not been repeated. I guess she has read He is Just Not That Into You as well, especially the chapter He's not that into you if he doesn't want to have sex with you.Anyway, the two gay clubs here, Stairs and Friends

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-75357418075928316192007-10-28T22:14:00.000-04:002007-11-13T23:17:48.105-05:00

Fresh fruit (not the staff, please!) salad- Menu item at Scallywags, Den HaagThe day started off lazy. South Asian lovely, aka sal, let me sleep in until eleven, fed me a big feed and then took me into town. Den Haag is a beautiful city of cobble stoned streets, canals, open tree filled squares and plenty of cyclists and trams to dodge. We shopped, sauntered, purchased me a SIM card, savoured for

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-28410816405182257072007-10-27T06:19:00.001-04:002011-08-24T11:13:01.208-04:00

Hello from the Hague, Netherlands! I am writing from south asia lovely`s Swiss French keyboard which is trickier than expected. Why are the 'z' and 'y' swapped? South asia lovely is a cute transplanted Montreal street funk who is living here in expat redux. She has an unusually spacious apartment with a view, something not to be sneezed at here in the land of three story brick edifices. Today is

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-36593150901834590672007-10-25T11:50:00.000-04:002008-01-24T11:16:05.098-05:00

I ache in the places where I used to play.-- Leonard Cohen I'm Your ManMy head HURTS. My bud dykoon was in town last night. It is always a pleasure to see her and not only because she is one of my few remaining friends who knows how to party. Last night before we zig zagged to and from Old Montreal, the plateau, mile end and the Village in search of martinis and good times we had dinner at

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-16390274215391736292007-10-24T08:33:00.001-04:002011-08-24T11:11:27.805-04:00

All night She wants the young American Young American, young American, she wants the young American All right She wants the young American -- David Bowie Young American This morning on the metro a woman who was so obviously on a walk of shame entered the car I was in. Wearing last night's smudged make up, she teetered over on scuffed heels to an empty seat and arranged her long sculpted legs

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-3063931289408160382007-10-23T08:14:00.001-04:002008-03-10T21:44:44.544-04:00

As these things go, I have recently reconnected with a number of people from my sporty spice days via facebook. I was happy to reconnect with one woman who is so obviously out from her profile pic. We had always been good acquaintances/ team mates but never really hung out much outside of sports. To be honest, when I accepted her friend request it was more of a strategic, "Hmm, she's out. Maybe

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-57605918957927817442007-10-22T08:01:00.000-04:002008-01-14T13:30:55.149-05:00

Okay, so now that I have had a couple of days to recoup and dry out from my "date" of last Friday I am beginning to wonder what the deal was. I mean, why did gorgeous insist on giving me her phone number if two days later she had a "let's be friends" speech ready for me? I under went a great deal of unnecessary angst last week preparing for that date, thank you very much. I even waxed.

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-55738740468677648682007-10-20T18:36:00.000-04:002007-12-22T12:14:30.469-05:00

Last night, a splatter of rain drops began to hit my office window just before six. I grabbed my massive company logo-ed golf umbrella on my way out the door. A fortunate thing as the rain was torrential on Friday night. I arrived at the botanical gardens just before seven with thermosed hot chocolate and biscotti. I spotted gorgeous in her gum boots by the gate. She folded up her umbrella and we

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On my way home last night I saw an ad for the Magic of Laterns in the Chinese Gardens near the Big Owe. Yes, Montreal may only have "China block and half" but we do have Chinese Gardens. Then again, everywhere in this city is China town just like everywhere is Greek town or Haitian town. Montreal is simply no longer easy to divy up via ethnic boundaries. Even the traditional French English split

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-72564449379369174192007-10-18T14:30:00.000-04:002007-10-19T10:13:39.960-04:00

OMG! gorgeous said "Friday?". That's tomorrow! Zuts! I have to call her tonight to make plans for TOMORROW. I need a plan for a hot first date pronto. Dinner ... too soon? movie maybe but then no talking and if I pick a bad one ... definitely no Drugstore!Rachel **** (still :)

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Holy, I am the luckiest of the lucky! Last night on my metro ride back home from a friend's place in the Plateau, gorgeous magically appeared in my car. Okay, maybe that is an exageration but, well, I was adjusting the volume on my iPod when I heard a soft voice ask "Rachel?" I looked up to find gorgeous looking down at me. Jumping out of my seat, I could not hide my excitement to see her. "Hi!"

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Lesbians and the OutdoorsSunday, October 21st, 2007.3 pmParc Lafontaine by the bridge near the mini falls.Baseball, hackey sack and a frisbee.FreeKitty Cat Klub 5 a 7 Friday, October 266 pm a whenever :)Le Cocktail1669 Ste catherine Est$5Black Balle.g. you must wear black. Hallowe'en costumes optionalFriday, October 26 8:00pmL'Alize900 Ontario EastDJ Love Pussy$10/$15

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-58482830328443227482007-10-13T12:52:00.001-04:002008-03-10T21:52:00.273-04:00

Sad but true, I am a mullet magnet. I'm not sure what it is about my demeanor that attracts them but lesbians with bad hair decisions like to dance in my personal space. How the mullet aka hockey hair has survived the lesbian chic revolution, I'm not sure. Unfortunately the mullet, like too tight acid wash jeans and suede jackets with a fringe, has persisted in the community. How heartbreaking

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-70125098874027953802007-10-12T09:46:00.000-04:002008-01-24T11:18:28.143-05:00

Yesterday during the day, I mentally psyched myself up to ask gorgeous out on a date. After much pondering of my awkwardness around her, it also occurred to me that she was a bit awkward as well. Could this be a sign? Perhaps she is shy! Have you ever noticed that when a person is really really attractive, they are viewed as unobtainable. But what a conundrum if you are very good looking and shy?

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-4363180206614497222007-10-11T08:01:00.002-04:002008-03-10T21:51:33.745-04:00

I am actually quite excited about going to Mado's tonight. Cabaret Mado is the place where I have had the most success picking up women in Montreal. I know, it hardly makes any sense. Cabaret Mado is a drag queen cabaret, Mado being the self proclaimed Queen of Drag Queens. Or maybe it does make sense ... bi-curious fag hags pretending to be there for the show while really checking out the female

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After my last post concerning my thwarted booty call, I feel a need to refocus. Repeat with me, "location, location, location"! Here are some local events in the next two weeks:Kitty Cat Club @ Cabaret MadoDate: Thursday October 11Time: 6:00pm - 9:00pmAddress: 1115 Ste-Catherine EstCost: $5Contact: open door policy / facebook groupSingle's Soiree @ Echalote RestaurantDate: Tuesday October 16Time:

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-31780077349346388572007-10-09T15:59:00.000-04:002008-01-24T11:18:04.268-05:00

I just got word that my ex-lover has had to cancel her Montreal booty call because the woman she left me for fell out of a window. I totally agree that she had to cancel the trip but ... argh.Rachel (nil)

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Not a few of you may be against celebrating Thanksgiving (I would add a link here but putting "thanksgiving genocide" into any search engine will give you plenty to read) but today was the day my family celebrated it. We had turkey, autumn vegetables and delicious pumpkin pie. We also had a new guest! One of my brothers brought his new girlfriend and there was no small amount of buzz prior to her

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-42277090390421175002007-10-07T08:59:00.001-04:002011-08-24T10:59:07.882-04:00

Last night was the tenth anniversary of the mim productions meow mix. This time, though, it was held in a mansion downtown. Neat rooms with a variety of music. A fun night and a great set up to dodge my wouldst be sugar mama, who would like to "keep" me in Sutton, and love of my life ex and former mutual friends disgusting pdas. Tongues are only for airport and train station goodbye kisses! Other

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Oh oh catch that buzz Le Drug is the drug i´m thinking of Oh oh can´t you see Le Drug is the drug for me --Roxy Music (tweaked) It is yesterday afternoon. I am staring out my office window thinking "I really don't want to be here" when I happily get the call: "Salut, Rachelle. Nous irons au Drug ce soir, peux tu venir?" "Absolument, mon amie!" "Parfait, à cinq heures." Doesn't my name sounds

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-71439657842190020762007-09-25T23:00:00.000-04:002007-12-11T22:57:05.530-05:00

Lost Love(From "In Memoriam")I envy not in any moods The captive void of noble rage, The linnet born within the cage,That never knew the summer woods;I envy not the beast that takes His license in the field of time, Unfetter’d by the sense of crime,To whom a conscience never wakes;Nor, what may count itself as blest, The heart that never plighted troth But stagnates in the weeds of sloth;Nor any

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-1730295252753620392007-09-24T22:53:00.001-04:002008-03-10T21:45:04.696-04:00

Earlier, in my facebook news feed the following item appeared:"love of my life ex and former mutual friend are now engaged."WTF! When the hell did this happen? She told me that she never ever ever wanted to get married. Outraged, but feigning a congratulatory tone, I sent her a message.Subject: Engagement :)Dear love of my life ex,Wow! how exciting that you and former mutual friend are now

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-966280718289415412007-09-14T20:58:00.000-04:002007-12-22T12:09:01.747-05:00

My flight to Dublin was delayed ... seemed like a good time to do my Spanish homework.Dykoon es la más generosa mujer del mundo.Gorgeous es la más hermosa de mis amigas.Estoy la más dificil mujer del mundo ...A soft voice whispered in my ear:Eres la más divertida mujer en este aeropuerteI started from my seat, looked over my shoulder to find little miss everywhere grinning from ear to ear. She

Rachelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05097915045216972315noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5591273030258774326.post-37396588260126569082007-09-05T22:00:00.000-04:002007-10-18T12:18:41.836-04:00

¿Qué horas son, mi corazón?Me gusta la cena, me gustas tú.Me gusta la vecina, me gustas tú.Me gusta su cocina, me gustas tú.- Me gustas tú par Manu ChaoEverything is sexier in Spanish. Everything. I was on the bus today and overheard a woman essentially describing her job jar. Pretty boring stuff except she was describing it in español! Tengo que limpiar mi casa y comprar la comida ... I have to

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